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Sunday, March 13, 2011

"Code" Titles....A Benefactor

This is the code word some of us single woman use to describe our "relationship"

A Benefactor
Meaning:
This is a polite title for that 35-45 year old man who dates 19-25 year old women. Having one always seems so original (and economical) at first, because he takes you to many more exciting places than guys your own age do and, of course he pays for everything! (But don't think you invented this: in the old days they just called him a Sugar Daddy.)

Things to Look Out for:
A wife.
Some kids.
The fact that you're a grown man's Barbie doll, that anyone who can hang out with someone who's fifteen years younger than him is a LOSER.

As a Reprimand:
"No, he's not my father...he's my benefactor; and who cares if he's bald, he pays!"

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