This is the code word some of us single woman use to describe our "relationship"
A Welcome Mat
Meaning: This is what your friends call you when you keep taking back the guy who only comes a knocking on your door for one thing; sex, drugs, or rock 'n' roll. (I could have just called you a doormat, but you're always so damn friendly when he shows up.)
When did you decide:
To act like Astroturf?
That he's so much better than you are?
That you didn't need therapy anymore?
That the girl who tortured you in grammar school was right?
As a Wake Up Call:
"Yeah I'm sure he meant to call you, because everyone wants to check in on a welcome mat after they tread on it."
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