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Sunday, March 13, 2011

"Code" Titles....Mr. Right Now

This is the code word some of us single woman use to describe our "relationship"

Mr. Right Now
Meaning: This is the guy friend of yours who doesn't have a real job and is always ready and available when you want to party till dawn, and to do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not "Mr. Right," but he may be good enough to be "Mr. Right Now."

When to Retire Him:
Immediately after college,
When your not so afraid of a real man,
When he asks you for cab fare home,
After a particularly lonely holiday season.

As an Excuse:
"It's not that I'm afraid of a committed relationship; at the moment all I need is to find a new keg and to pull Mr. Right Now out from underneath the empty one."

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